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FinalSpark Neuroplatform

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You can now rent living brain cells over the internet to run computations, for $500 a month.
Who they are

FinalSpark's Neuroplatform, a Swiss startup's service, founded by Fred Jordan and Martin Kutter.

What they do

It's the first cloud service that lets researchers use living brain-cell clusters as a computer ('wetware-as-a-service').

How it works

It runs 16 lab-grown brain organoids on electrode arrays, kept alive 100-plus days, offering academic access for $500 a month, and has logged 18 terabytes of data across 1,000 experiments. It claims to be a million times more energy-efficient than silicon chips.

Why it matters

It's the first real commercial step toward computing with biological brain tissue instead of chips.

The engine's record — word for word
Swiss startup. First cloud-accessible bioprocessor (Wetware-as-a-Service). 16 organoids on 4 MEAs, 100+ day viability, 18TB data across 1000 experiments. $500/month academic access. Claims 1M times more energy efficient than silicon. Founded by Fred Jordan and Martin Kutter. The first platform play in biological compute.
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